October 2010
1 post
September 2010
16 posts
GOD DAMN THAT WAS SWEET!! ...yeah I'll talk about...
DID YOU WATCH THAT SHIT?! Talk about complete and utter domination of another football team jesus christ. The New York Giants looked like they should be playing Division II. I can’t decide whether or not the entire Giants roster took some sort of sedative before the game to embrace such an ass beating. Robert Mathis and Dwight Freeney looked like a force of destruction no one would want to...
Wouldn't you know it? Bob Sanders out indefinitely
I was in class yesterday when I received a tweet from Adam Schefter of ESPN, who stated that the Colts had just filed that Bob Sanders has a torn bicep, and is out indefinitely, possibly for the season. Well fuck a duck! Any one who follows the NFL can’t be at all surprised by this news. The guy plays with reckless abandon and is injury prone just getting out of his car. Sure he was once...
WOW What a terrible weekend for me.
So if you anybody follows us, you know that I’m a big Colts and Notre Dame fan… and both teams got beat. What a damper on Sunday… First off lets talk Notre Dame vs Michigan, great game. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that if Dayne Crist doesn’t go down, Notre Dame wins that game by 2 touchdowns. I shit you not, we just looked confused without him....
NFL Pigskin Panel: Super Bowl forecast sunny for... →
Is this a joke? Ravens/Colts Super Bowl? Um probably fucking not. Colts go 8-8 this season. Ravens 7-9.
If I am right about this, ESPN better give me a job as an AFC East blogger.
Kristin (yeah, krisitay, you), I know you can pull some strings.
IU Football (the New York Mets of the Big 10) →
People say I hate on the Hoosiers all the time. This is true. I love the Hoosiers though. The problem comes that they always seem to disappoint. Inflated expectations with dismal results. But here I am, still watching, still hurting even after witnessing tremendous collapses against Iowa, Northwestern, and Michigan last year. I’ve had it. I’m sick and fucking tired of a 5-7...
WatchWhat the hell is going on here? Wheres the parenting? I mean this is a prime example to as why America is going to be in the shitter within the next 50 years. “Where are you born from?” Hey bitch didn’t anyone tell you not to use a preposition at the end of the sentence? Lay off the PS3 and go to school.
August 2010
32 posts
Christ class has started already?
I’m currently sitting in V-463 Interpersonal Work Relations right now and I’m not kidding you when I say I’m on the verge of jumping out the 3rd story window in Ballantine. My teacher who seems to be a nice guy is boring as shit. This guy is like 90 years old and won’t shut the fuck up. Listen bro it’s 95 degrees in here I don’t need you to tell me how to act in...
We're Back Bitches!
So Mr. W and I have taken about a 2-week hiatus from your favorite blog. We both are in agreeance (I don’t think that’s a word) that we needed this time to refresh our minds in order to continue to hit you with the hottest fire in the entire blog universe.
After logging close to 1400 miles from New Jersey to Btown up to Chi and then back down, enduring countless encounters with...
WatchBanning hard alcohol? You have got to be kidding me. Could you imagine if they tried to enforce this at IU or like fucking Texas?? It would turn to mass chaos, shit would turn into the Rodney King riots, looting stores, overturning cars. Check out the guys they interview though, you can tell that these are the guys who used to be called Mongoloid Mike back in high school.
What's with all the "HOOP-LAH?!"
I am and always will be a hater of the New York Jets, but what’s up with all of this uproar about Rex Ryan’s language on the premier of “Hard Knocks.” People who were so shocked about this should really have their head examined. Did you think that Rex Ryan was going to be soft around the edges? Everyone who follows the NFL knows that he’s a player’s coach....
Brandon Marshall jumping to the NBA?
As I was going through the interesting news that’s provided by Twitter, ESPN has just reported that Brandon Marshall has been quoted as saying “I’m going to be on an NBA team, seriously.” He further explains that he believes NFL teams will lockout players the next season so he has to have employment someway or somehow. Dolphins head coach said that he can’t see...
Pacers get James Posey and Darren...
Listen people I’m not going to lie, I was a tad bit pessimistic about the upcoming Pacers season, but when I heard this blissful bit of news today my dick got a little hard. I’m sad to see Troy Murphy go but now we are definitely a potential playoff team. Pete, I know you are holding out on the Nets potentially getting Carmelo in exchange that he gets his own island and arsenal of...
WatchCome on people!! What the fuck?! We’re stealing bikes from blind kids now?? What is this world coming to? Actually reminds me of a story as a kid when I was riding my bike past a deaf guys house with my friend and my friend started yelling at him… kind of fucked up.
p.s Pete called me today upset that I called him out in yesterday’s blog when I was defending my man John Gill....
Alright, let's just lay off John Gill
I didn’t want to report any of this because A. It’s fucking embarassing and B. People get fucked up, he didn’t rape anybody (see Ben Rothleisberger) or carry a gun (see Plaxico Burress.) He went a little overboard, haven’t we all. Hell after the Colts put the smack down on the Jets last year Pete came into my room with his pants off no idea where he was.
I’m going...
Police find Colts' DT laying drunk in a ditch; no... →
YahooSports— In most cases, the arrest of a reserve defensive lineman for public intoxication wouldn’t make a blip on the radar. A public intox isn’t the most scandalous of arrests, and it’s not like the American public is clamoring for ‘round-the-clock media coverage of John Gill(notes).
But when a gentleman is found passed out in a ditch, with no vehicle nearby,...
New Segment: The Mike Earley Watch
We’re going to start something new on the Penthouse Suite. I have a buddy named Michael Earley who got drafted in the 29th round to the Chicago White Sox. He played collegiately for Indiana University where he played left field. We are going to start following his career as he tries to one day become a regular face at U.S Celluar.
Before we start I’ll just throw out some numbers that...
Did I really just waste my time?
Today I have made a realization that really got me thinking, “Why the hell do I watch bad movies?”
I was bored and the weather outside is overcast and humid like a jungle in Vietnam. I decided I wanted to watch a movie on On Demand, so I’m looking for something I’ve never seen before, I come across a movie titled “The Promotion” with Sean William Scott...
Why does everyone hate Rex Grossman so much?
I only ask this question because I was awtching “The Great 8’s” on ESPNU and they are playing a game of the one and only Sexy Rex(y) Grossman, Bloomington’s Finest, and former 1st-round draft pick of the Chicago Bears. He was so friggin good in college and I remember wanting to a wear a wrist-band below the elbow just because he did.
His inconsistency in the league was...
Ladies and Gentlemen.. I present the WTF?!!...
Are Bros Still Icing Bros?
Sorry for my brief haitus.. my parents are working me like I’m an illegal straight from Mexico City. Some advice for any future college graduates, MOVE FAR AWAY FROM HOME!! I think if I had to live in this joint full time I’d quickly develop some sort of drug addiction.
That being said, I’ve seen some things that have honestly made me question my...
Best Fictional Fraternities In Movies →
This is from the bros at unrealitymag.com (a site you should definitely check out, they have some really cool shit). Yes, we ARE frat boys as most of our followers know (I’d say 6 out of our pathetic 12 (4 of which I/we are close personal friends with)), and it just so happens that I watched the last part of Animal House today.
I think Wildman and I would both agree that we would...
EVA MENDES SEX TAPE WAS FAKE???!!!
“I wish I had 4 hands so I could give those titties, 4 thumbs down.. HA HA HA”- Rick James
I’m going to give you a little run down of my morning..
8:45- Get a text from my buddy Michael asking how he should search for Eva Mendes sex tape without looking suspicious at work.. I ask “Why would you do that?”
8:47- He replies “Oh well you haven’t heard?...
Brett Favre not coming back? What a cock tease!
Apparently Adam Schefter, the Minnesota Star Tribune, and our friends at ESPN are reporting that Brett Favre is not coming back next year and will in fact retire.
What a fucking tease! If I was a Vikings fan, I would personally take my blue balls down to Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and “relieve” myself right on his front porch.
Last year, Favre has the best statistical season of his...
August Is The Worst Month For Sports →
Page 2 of ESPN is completely right on this one. August fucking blows for sports, especially for me. I mean honestly what am I supposed to do? Sit around and actually believe that the Mets still have a chance to make the playoffs? Come on, even I’m not that dumb. And to make things even worse, once again the Yankees are absolutely dominating again. I’m pretty sure they have the...
WatchI can’t wait for season 2.. get ready bitches for Kenny Mother Fucking Powers
July 2010
46 posts
A scene from the Mets locker room →
fuckyeahmets:
hotfoot:
capitalnewyork:
“He makes everything look so easy,” Rodriguez said of Rivera, admiringly. “So easy, the fans think it’s like that. But it’s not. Look around at 29 of the 30 closers. He’s the one, you know what I’m saying? He’s got one pitch, and they want you to do this, and you can’t.”
Before Rodriguez headed out to the weight room to lift, I pointed out that...